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It happens even in a gathering of old friends. You want to save everybody from the awkwardness, but your mind is a blank.

If only you had planned ahead and had a few one-liners in your back pocket, ready for whenever you needed them…. Here are 60 funny, clever, and oh-so-smart one-liners that are perfect for any occasion.

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